What does 'Think Geek' have for us today?

Why, look! They have "Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops"

WoW!

Doesn't everything go with bacon?

And for a simple $3.99 to $9.99 (single or 4-pack), you can 'suck on their meat.' (Their statement. Not mine.)

I wonder what Homer Simpson would say about this one?