All Hail, Diet Mountain Dew Supernova!

The almighty, all-knowing, all-powerful gods of Mountain Dew have deemed the earth worthy and given back to us the sweet nectar of Diet Mountain Dew Supernova.  Praise your infinite wisdom and kindness.   Your generosity will be sung in the songs of legends!

Alas, I am not certain that I am as noble or sharing an individual as Mountain Dew.  As I saw the nectar, I then bought every last bottle for myself. 

But, I did not stop there.

I then quickly grabbed a cart and emptied all of the 12 packs off of the shelves.  I hoarded them all for myself!  (Less the gods of Mountain Dew deem to take the nectar away again.)  

Or is it a quest?!  Am I meant to drive to every store in my surrounding area and buy what little is shared.  The last time that Supernova was given to us, it was taken away.  When I last saw it slowly dwindling away,  I quickly bought every last drop for myself.   Should I not do it again? 

Mayhap, I should watch the new series "Doomsday Preppers" and learn something from them.  For if the world were to come to an end, this sweet ever so pleasant nectar, Diet Mountain Dew Supernova, would be worth millions!

Oh my precious.  My sweet, sweet precious.  I will share you with no one.