What the....?

What exactly is a Blammaoid? Who thought of this thing? I'm not exactly sure what they are, what they are for, or why I need to know that they only have 3 points of articulation. I am just curious as to what are they.

Price $104.99
Expected Ship January 2010

I may be biased, but I think that there are some other things I can get before the Blammoids!