What the...Is It a Sword Or Is It an Umbrella?

Is it a sword or is it an umbrella? It's an umbrella.

This is too cool. It's an umbrella with a samurai sword handle from Think Geek. What I could do with one of these...

Specs:

• A really sturdy umbrella with the handle of a samurai sword.
• Push button opening.
• Nylon "scabbard" included - with adjustable shoulder strap.
• Dimensions: 38.75" long; 41" opened diameter
• Price: $29.99 plus shipping
• It would be cool if it came in a Heroes version.
  

One additional thought: I probably wouldn't take it with me through airport security. Or maybe I would. I only get pulled out for additional screening about 24% of the time.