What the Frack????

I can understand some of the Star Trek geeks truly enjoying this; however, if I am going to spend $2,100 (much less $2,700) on a chair. I want it to heat up and massage my ass! That way I can sit through even more episodes of Star Trek without having to get up.

However, if you want it:

Available: April 2009
Retail: $2717.01
On Sale Here for: $2,145.99

Go Figure.